House humour and a query…
Heard in the house recently…
2am
wifey to hubby;
W: "Have you seen Ivy’s dummy"? (Searching frantically in and around bed)
H: "Wah"? (half waking from man sleep ie; not waking at all) "It’ll be around somewhere"…
Yeah thanks for that.
5am
Wifey sits up from restless dozing with Ivy, something lumpy growing from her back…
H: Peels thing from wife’s back and cries triumphantly: "I found the dummy"!
W: Sizes up dummy… "I ain’t no princess"!
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At breakfast;
H: "Don’t pinch me there, I’m manstruating, you know"!
W: "I am so blogging that"!
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Why is it that dogs wait until you have visitors and everything is quiet before they break wind with the most putred post No Frills dog food smell and why do the kids all snigger uncontrolably and then blame the parents?
ROFL
Comment by katef — December 9, 2007 @ 10:42 am
LOL, freakin’ hilarious–every word!
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Comment by DanaB — December 9, 2007 @ 12:12 pm
Oh gaffaw!!!!! Sounds like my house. Kids want to get me a tshirt that says ‘I’m so blogging this..’
Giggle.
Comment by Kelley — December 9, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
When we had a dog, he would lie by the couch and when he broke wind he would sniff the air, look at the kids accusingly, then nudge open the door and go outside.
Comment by river — December 9, 2007 @ 3:44 pm
I am giggling so hard at this. You know how you found a dummy in your back? We had sex on a dummy the other night. The joys of parenthood.
Comment by Veronica — December 9, 2007 @ 6:21 pm
Super funny.
Comment by Xbox4NappyRash — December 9, 2007 @ 9:35 pm
I have the dummy in the back often and the middle of the night frantic search for one … not so fun for him.
We had a cat that used to have a wind problem and she would come and rub up against our legs when talking to visitors/
neighbours etc and let one go and walk away … no one believed it was the cat.
Comment by Trish — December 9, 2007 @ 10:26 pm