In the interest of the up and coming season…
Silent Night (Ode to Ivy).
Silent night, yeah right!
Mummy’s not calm,
Daddy has spite.
Round the clock the female child,
Wakes the household, the parents are wild!
Sleep, for the love of God, Slee -eep
Slee - eep, try counting some sheep!
Silent night, I’d get a fright
if you slept through the night.
Radiant beams from my rested face,
Just would seem too out of place.
Sleep is for - or the wea - eak!
Sleep, I could for a week.
Silent Night, Noah just might,
if you let your dreams take flight.
Cranky toddlers from dawn to dusk
Daddy fee - eels that he is just husk.
Perhaps Phenergan’s the answer,
To a slee-eep of heavenly peace.
Silent night, Holy night.
It would be, if you’d just sleep tight.
Now you’re two, could you ju - ust sleep through?
I’m sure we could find something else to do,
Than settle you back into be -ed,
Just rest your weary head.