Twelve Days of Christmas (mummy wish list style)
In the spirit of the upcoming season…
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
two smiling toddlers
a crazy pill and hot cup of tea
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the forth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
four books that were NOT Hairy Maclary…
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
six poo - free nappies,
five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
seven healthy children,
six poo - free nappies,
five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
eight previously unwatched eps of House,
seven healthy children,
six poo - free nappies,
five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
$900 to pay the paediatrician’s fee
eight previously unwatched eps of House,
seven healthy children,
six poo - free nappies,
five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
ten minutes for an uninterrupted shower
$900 to pay the paediatrician’s fee
eight previously unwatched eps of House,
seven healthy children,
six poo - free nappies,
five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
eleven finished loads of washing,
ten minutes for an uninterrupted shower
$900 to pay the paediatrician’s fee
eight previously unwatched eps of House,
seven healthy children,
six poo - free nappies,
five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
twelve unsolicited back rubs,
eleven finished loads of washing,
ten minutes for an uninterrupted shower
$900 to pay the paediatrician’s fee
eight previously unwatched eps of House,
seven healthy children,
six poo - free nappies,
five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
Ta Da!
Ho ho ho, that was very amusing
Comment by Amy — November 19, 2007 @ 7:57 am
*hehe* very clever. Though I’m not sure what you have against poor Hairy Maclary
Comment by Leigh — November 19, 2007 @ 10:55 am
That was brilliant. I hope you get all those things.
Comment by Missy — November 19, 2007 @ 11:17 am
Here’s hoping Santa (or your true love) fulfils your Chrissy wish list & just love those elves!
Comment by Mum — November 19, 2007 @ 11:46 am
Noah is having a Hairy Maclary obsession at the moment, Leigh. It’s all I ever read these days!
Comment by Tiff — November 19, 2007 @ 12:03 pm
bl**dy brilliant and very hilarious I want what you want LOL and I’ll have that cuppa with you. Though my husband wants to give me one of his crazy pills too.
Comment by Trish — November 19, 2007 @ 12:40 pm
So clever! And those are two of the prettiest elves in the land.
How do you stay sane after all those crazy pills?
Comment by river — November 19, 2007 @ 2:38 pm
hahahahaha…dream on!
Comment by Tracey — November 19, 2007 @ 5:15 pm
Oh I love it! And you deserve every single thing on the list. Except maybe the crazy pill.
Comment by Veronica — November 20, 2007 @ 4:10 pm