Twelve Days of Christmas (mummy wish list style)
In the spirit of the upcoming season…
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
two smiling toddlers
a crazy pill and hot cup of tea
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the forth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
four books that were NOT Hairy Maclary…
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
six poo - free nappies,
five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
seven healthy children,
six poo - free nappies,
five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
eight previously unwatched eps of House,
seven healthy children,
six poo - free nappies,
five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
$900 to pay the paediatrician’s fee
eight previously unwatched eps of House,
seven healthy children,
six poo - free nappies,
five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
ten minutes for an uninterrupted shower
$900 to pay the paediatrician’s fee
eight previously unwatched eps of House,
seven healthy children,
six poo - free nappies,
five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
eleven finished loads of washing,
ten minutes for an uninterrupted shower
$900 to pay the paediatrician’s fee
eight previously unwatched eps of House,
seven healthy children,
six poo - free nappies,
five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
twelve unsolicited back rubs,
eleven finished loads of washing,
ten minutes for an uninterrupted shower
$900 to pay the paediatrician’s fee
eight previously unwatched eps of House,
seven healthy children,
six poo - free nappies,
five Hi - 5 DVDs!
four books, NOT hairy maclary,
three days of silence,
two smiling toddlers,
a crazy pill and a hot cup of tea.
Ta Da!
