Questions from the deep.
Why do babies wait until you’ve put a fresh, clean nappy on them before they do the foulest, sloppiest poo known to man?
My babies have worked out how to hold it in. I know this because I have tried waiting it out for their morning defication. I’ve tried waiting until the nappy is almost falling off them with the weight of the urine. I give up. I change them and then, within seconds, the grunting begins!
Why do husbands suddenly have to go to work/clean the swimming pool/ disappear when pooey nappies need to be changed?
My husband has a gift. A true gift for making himself scarce. I think he needs to rethink his vocation from computer nerd to magician. (He’ll want to disappear - or turn into something cute, when I get a hold of him)!
I don’t know how the husbands do it, but my word are they good at it!
Comment by Veronica — November 17, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
my boys are the same .So is He who shall not be named …at being missing but sometimes he is good LOL.
Comment by Trish — November 17, 2007 @ 11:02 pm
My husband has changed diapers… but not MANY. 10? He says that it was in the contract we signed. Hmpf.
Comment by MamaLee — November 18, 2007 @ 6:22 am
Change only one child. When the grunting begins immediately whip off the diaper and sit child on the potty. When child is done go ahead and repeat process with the other one. You may find they potty train quickly this way.
Comment by river — November 18, 2007 @ 7:03 pm