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July 30, 2007

Winter conspiracy theory.

Filed under: Daily life

Here it is.

I thought this through in the wee hours of this morning as I was cleaning up vomit.

Our illnesses all started after I purchased a bottle of Vitamin C. (A super sized bottle for a super sized family). About three or four days AFTER we started taking them actually.

My theory is that the vitamin company has accomplished some kind of germ warfare, in order to make more sales.

No, seriously, hear me out. They inject influenza and cold viruses randomly through the tablets that are marketed to the community. When we consume them, thinking that they are going to help our immune system, they actually make us sick, not everyone, because, remember, it’s random and if everyone got sick we could all trace it back to the vitamin bottle.

 Instead of realising it’s the vitamins and ceasing to eat them, we buy more of the darn things because we believe (through advertising, marketing and general consensus) they will make us feel better. The vitamin companies make a fortune this way and the public is unaware that anything sinister is going on at all, because we all know that vitamin companies promote wellbeing.

What do you think?

Sounds a little crazy, right?

Like I said, I decided this early this morning after vomit and asthma attack and prednisone and diarhrroea befuddled my brain.

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  1. Hugs to you and wishing for brighter and sunnier days - Conspiracy ? LOL anything is possible - have your read any Robin Cook - books ?

    Comment by Trish — July 30, 2007 @ 4:12 pm

  2. Although it’s not common, it’s entirely possible that something in the vitamins is causing reactions. Some preservative or colouring or flavouring. Anything is possible. Try different brands/strengths/flavours to see if you can pin anything down, or stop taking them altogether and see if things improve. I myself take a daily dose of vitamin c and have done so for years. This year I had a cold which lasted about 36 hours, before that I can’t remember when I last had a cold and I never get the flu, so these things do work for some but not for everyone. Also I can’t be positive it’s the vitamin c working for me, it could just be luck.

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