Hurricanes are quick to demolish your house
Beware! There is a hurricane around at the moment. Actually, two. Hurricane Noah and Ivy, collectively, the Tregenza Tornado (ok, I know technically they are different but for descriptive purposes we can consider them 
one and the same). Watch out! Take cover! They will demolish your home! Especially if you leave them unattended for a split second, while you empty your very full bladder. They work as a team, you know. They lie in wait for you to relax and then before you know it the kitchen has been bulldozed. While you are cleaning up the kitchen they make their way to the loungeroom and pull out all the nappies that you have stacked and packed, afterwards moving into the bathroom where they discover your hiding spot for parental toothbrushes and proceed to brush their own teeth, 
(along with snotty noses and cheeks), brush their hair ("awww, pretty!") and when they have finished grooming themselves with said toothbrushes, they decide that they will copy Mum and scrub the mould from the bathroom tiles! Beware of the storm that will follow when you ring your husband to ask for new toothbrushes (after giving him a full rundown of what has just occured). You will learn the many ways of saying ‘eeewww’ when you are faced with the aftermath of hurricane Ivy and Noah.
Life is NEVER dull with toddler twins in the home!
